THE FILM ASYLUM: JOSEPH KAHN’S CRAZED ‘DETENTION’

Detention (1)

A couple of years ago Joseph Kahn (Torque) released Detention, a film that has so many fingers into so many pies that it would be best served to just call it a spoof film and be done with it. However, the truth of the matter is that this movie is the genre bending craptastic film that I always wanted from – yes there was a time when I wanted to watch these movies — the “Scary Movie” franchise. In honor of Kahn’s decision to be snarky and hyperactive, I’m going to take his lead and montage this to make it quicker:

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Andrew Robinson

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